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Old 16-02-2010, 06:22 PM   #1
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Portsmouth Chief Executive Peter Storrie meets with Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs about the clubs outstanding Tax Bill.

The Officer tells him -" I am going to let you off with the £11.5m tax bill you owe as I am a great admirer of Pompey and I think they are a fantastic club."

Storrie in a startled manner replies -" Really?"


To which the Officer says -"No, I am winding you up."
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Old 16-02-2010, 06:29 PM   #2
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Old 16-02-2010, 06:42 PM   #3
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About as funny as a fire in an oprhanage that one.
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i dont get it!
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do you know any funny ones dojj?
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Dogshit city

oh well that will teach the football industry for its pathetic greed.
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Old 16-02-2010, 07:14 PM   #7
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portsmouth football club...the only club that actually encourages fans to throw coins at the players!
not my 'joke' btw but for me for repeating it
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this geeza just keeps coming back and funnier ...............................NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
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A real German joke there - ie, no laughing matter.
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I take it I'm the only one who got it then
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well bollocks to the lot of you then, i found it funny

and so did my mate who i told it to at work

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