steven gatley - Page 2

zetaboostboy522bhp · 11-10-2009, 05:55 PM

ive just had a joke , ive just heard that he died of a spunk overdose , apparently they had to ladle him into the coffin

and its not that i hate gays , i hate everyone and yes that includes the missus

cheers paul

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sapph1 · 11-10-2009, 06:03 PM

I cant stand Boyzone either but thats not really the point, it's very sad that he's died so young, R.I.P

RWD_cossie_wil · 11-10-2009, 06:06 PM

Fucks sake,2 pages and no jokes come on !!!

fuzzy · 11-10-2009, 06:13 PM

he obviously wasnt famous enough for the jokes.

Red16 · 11-10-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil

Fucks sake,2 pages and no jokes come on !!!

i've just had one via text but it wasnt funny

Police found Steven Gately dead this monring with a number of 12" dildo's strapped around his waste, they suspect he was a suicide bummer!

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

well if you read it properly then u would know what i mean.

your choice of words mate and the way u explained it.

maybe your english is shit.

fuck off you idiot, everyone else understood so maybe your the thick cooooooont

oh and dont call me mate mates are people i like and i dont like you. maybe your in steven gatelys gang. do you ever smell spunk when you fart

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:34 PM

hahyahaha fpmsl
he even has a fan club http://www.stephengatelyfans.co.uk/s.../biography.php

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:34 PM

sickipedia have a few

at least stephen gateleys boyfriend woke up to his biggest ever stiffy this morning

There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally

I feel sorry for the Stephen Gately sat there at the pearly gates with Jade and Wacko Jacko, One thinks boyzone is a cockney slang for boys toilets and the other thinks that boyzone is just the club he would like to join...

Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca.

ricky_2006 · 11-10-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzy

fuck off you idiot, everyone else understood so maybe your the thick cooooooont

oh and dont call me mate mates are people i like and i dont like you. maybe your in steven gatelys gang. do you ever smell spunk when you fart

oh no, u want your dummy.

no course im not your mate you stupid mug, go and tend the rabbits farm boy.

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

oh no, u want your dummy.

no course im not your mate you fucking prick, go and tend the rabbits farm boy.

oooooh you a funny bugger are'nt you.

ooooh stop talking dirty to me i like it

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:46 PM

ricky fancy calling me a prick then editing it to Mug is that so your mum does not see what you wrote

JokerDisco · 11-10-2009, 07:47 PM

I cant belive this, what a bummer!!

fuzzy · 11-10-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokerDisco

I cant belive this, what a bummer!!

that jokes already been cracked...

Statey · 11-10-2009, 07:51 PM

Hes dead? what a bummer!

JokerDisco · 11-10-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzy

that jokes already been cracked...

Apologies, don't usually read the drivel that normally graces the previous pages

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 07:59 PM

Stephen Gately's just entered the pearly gates.

No change there then.

So Stephen Gately has died.

I feel sorry for his wife and kids.

Dear Louis,

I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has left me totally distraught.
You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife?
Over my dead body!!!

Love Stephen

First Kevin McGee, now Stephen Gately.

Has Graham Norton ever seen Final Destination?

The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole.

The police are looking into it

Michael Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately arrived in Heaven...

He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.

Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Mallorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time.

Mr Brannen · 11-10-2009, 08:04 PM

Heres one for ya,

There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasnt been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally!!!!

Classiccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 08:09 PM

Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning...

A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.

So...a bald mong from big brother, a paedophile, a shit dancer from the 80's and now an arse bandit from a boyband who dressed like a total twat. Hang on...bald...into kids...no talent...80's...bent and dressed like a twat...I bet Gary Glitter's shitting himself!

A message to Andy Cowles, partner of Stephen Gately - chin up, son. I hear Matt Lucas is available.

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Brannen

Heres one for ya,

There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasnt been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally!!!!

Classiccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!

i already put that one up lol

loads more here
http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?ca...+Gately&page=5

ricky_2006 · 11-10-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzy

ricky fancy calling me a prick then editing it to Mug is that so your mum does not see what you wrote

no its because i realised i made a mistake.

a mug in my view is more offensive than prick.

does that explain it farmer boy

Bullett · 11-10-2009, 08:46 PM

my sister is actually friends with boyzone and her mate was a real close mate of steven's. apparnetly he wasnt into drugs as far as they knew. and he was meant to be a real genuine decent guy.

its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.

also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

no its because i realised i made a mistake.

a mug in my view is more offensive than prick.

does that explain it farmer boy

lol you great you are

mozzy · 11-10-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullett

my sister is actually friends with boyzone and her mate was a real close mate of steven's. apparnetly he wasnt into drugs as far as they knew. and he was meant to be a real genuine decent guy.

its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.

also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.

always some idiot who thinks he can put a stop to a bunch of guys having a laugh and there this thread is no different.... not you by the way but im sure you will guess who i am referring to

james kiely · 11-10-2009, 08:59 PM

r.i.p.for a 33 year old human being,wehter he was gay or not is irrelevant

Lee Reynolds · 11-10-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzy

exactly what i thought except i couldnt be bothered posting it... his best mates were behind him

rsnutters1 · 12-10-2009, 07:46 AM

apperenetly he choaked on his own vomit in his sleep after a night out. Makes you think really, it could happen to any of us !

rip

Shep_Cobain · 12-10-2009, 09:03 AM

Boyzone's Stephen Gately found dead with chocolate round his bum hole. Police believe George Michale was careless with a Wispa.

milesy23rst · 12-10-2009, 09:52 AM

cant stand the group, but a great shame to see someone so young dying, and to ricky_2006 why is someone from bristol a farm boy????? i suppose i am too am i??? even though i am from london and lived there for 20 years!!!!

mozzy · 12-10-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milesy

cant stand the group, but a great shame to see someone so young dying, and to ricky_2006 why is someone from bristol a farm boy????? i suppose i am too am i??? even though i am from london and lived there for 20 years!!!!

it just shows his mentality as farms are in the country where as i live in a major city, but if he is reffering to my accent then he is right as i am from |Glastonbury originally. so if i am a farmer something tells me he is a northern monkey

ricky_2006 · 12-10-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzy

it just shows his mentality as farms are in the country where as i live in a major city, but if he is reffering to my accent then he is right as i am from |Glastonbury originally. so if i am a farmer something tells me he is a northern monkey

no im a southern fairy u mug

cockney

fuzzy · 12-10-2009, 06:57 PM

if you arent from a city your an inbred country bumpkin.

mozzy · 13-10-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

no im a southern fairy u mug

cockney

so come on darling what makes you think i am a farmer

ricky_2006 · 13-10-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzy

so come on darling what makes you think i am a farmer

you are from bristol babe?

fuzzy · 13-10-2009, 07:31 PM

do you find your relatives attractive in a sexual way?

ricky_2006 · 14-10-2009, 07:46 AM

Do you find animals attractive in a sexual way.

And as for the relative thing you uneducated mug, that is pikeys mate haha

mozzy · 14-10-2009, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

you are from bristol babe?

actually I live in Bristol but I am not from Bristol....but still what do Bristolians and farmers have in common because there are hardly any Farms in Bristol. oh wait I get it your reffering to there accents lol, your a cockney son so you have no rights to comment do you. little boy

ricky_2006 · 14-10-2009, 11:49 AM

Your a farmer boy who cleans the hay and feeds the cows so you definatly don't have the right to comment.

U probably some spotty teenager with freckles

RETRO_AL_ · 14-10-2009, 12:45 PM

Whats wrong with being farmer anyway? hardly the insult of the year! i would rather live on a farm in the middle of nowere than some dirty city full of crackheads and tramps

Ps im not a farmer but i do live near sheep and country side lol

mozzy · 14-10-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky_2006

Your a farmer boy who cleans the hay and feeds the cows so you definatly don't have the right to comment.

U probably some spotty teenager with freckles

hahaha speak for your self and of course i have a right comment, i started the thread lol. and who being a spotty teenager. thats defiantly you with a name like Ricky2006, is that your nname and the year you managed to write your name alone for the first time on one of yur school books.

ricky_2006 · 14-10-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzy

hahaha speak for your self and of course i have a right comment, i started the thread lol. and who being a spotty teenager. thats defiantly you with a name like Ricky2006, is that your nname and the year you managed to write your name alone for the first time on one of yur school books.

No brains, that's because I registered in 2006 brains.

And as for you being a spotty teenager, I really can defo imagine it, I rekon you are right now clearing some hay and picking up the horse shit with your wellys and dungarees.

Jog on son

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fuzzy 11000+ post super hero Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: armadale Posts: 11,381 Rep Power: 18	he obviously wasnt famous enough for the jokes. __________________ stage 3 cosworth converted bmw e30 touring. xbox live evilfuzzy2011

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mozzy Ford for life Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bristol Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	sickipedia have a few at least stephen gateleys boyfriend woke up to his biggest ever stiffy this morning There was a wee singer called Gately Who hasn't been singing much lately After a bottle of rum And a cock up his bum His trip to the sun ended fatally I feel sorry for the Stephen Gately sat there at the pearly gates with Jade and Wacko Jacko, One thinks boyzone is a cockney slang for boys toilets and the other thinks that boyzone is just the club he would like to join... Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca. Last edited by mozzy; 11-10-2009 at 07:36 PM.

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mozzy Ford for life Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bristol Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Stephen Gately's just entered the pearly gates. No change there then. So Stephen Gately has died. I feel sorry for his wife and kids. Dear Louis, I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has left me totally distraught. You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife? Over my dead body!!! Love Stephen First Kevin McGee, now Stephen Gately. Has Graham Norton ever seen Final Destination? The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole. The police are looking into it Michael Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately arrived in Heaven... He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming. Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Mallorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time. Last edited by mozzy; 11-10-2009 at 08:05 PM.

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Mr Brannen PassionFord Post Whore!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Newcastle Posts: 4,109 Rep Power: 12	Heres one for ya, There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasnt been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally!!!! Classiccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!! __________________

11-10-2009, 08:09 PM	#58
mozzy Ford for life Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bristol Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning... A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish. So...a bald mong from big brother, a paedophile, a shit dancer from the 80's and now an arse bandit from a boyband who dressed like a total twat. Hang on...bald...into kids...no talent...80's...bent and dressed like a twat...I bet Gary Glitter's shitting himself! A message to Andy Cowles, partner of Stephen Gately - chin up, son. I hear Matt Lucas is available.

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Bullett 10K+ Poster!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (2) Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: essex an proud Posts: 11,956 Rep Power: 18	my sister is actually friends with boyzone and her mate was a real close mate of steven's. apparnetly he wasnt into drugs as far as they knew. and he was meant to be a real genuine decent guy. its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about. also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around. __________________

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milesy23rst MAG FEATURED S2 F757 LEV Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (14) Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: torquay devon Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 7	cant stand the group, but a great shame to see someone so young dying, and to ricky_2006 why is someone from bristol a farm boy????? i suppose i am too am i??? even though i am from london and lived there for 20 years!!!! Last edited by milesy23rst; 12-10-2009 at 10:05 AM.

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ricky_2006 I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,072 Rep Power: 6	Do you find animals attractive in a sexual way. And as for the relative thing you uneducated mug, that is pikeys mate haha

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ricky_2006 I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,072 Rep Power: 6	Your a farmer boy who cleans the hay and feeds the cows so you definatly don't have the right to comment. U probably some spotty teenager with freckles

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RETRO_AL_ RWD IS KING Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (1) Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 3,940 Rep Power: 11	Whats wrong with being farmer anyway? hardly the insult of the year! i would rather live on a farm in the middle of nowere than some dirty city full of crackheads and tramps Ps im not a farmer but i do live near sheep and country side lol

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