Neighbours arguing

Luca · 03-07-2009, 02:40 AM

Just got woken by the neighbours in there garden, due to the window being wide open...

The posh couple are smashed out there faces having an argument about how much there fucking kids cost them. I never knew much about them before

Just as i was getting dam pissed off with there posh snotty nosed rucking the guy with a deep posh northern accent says

" Your nothing but a smart vindictive caniving cow you silly little woman"

Im now wide awake listening in...

What shall i heckle back at them

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Ben Dover · 03-07-2009, 02:42 AM

Shout out the window at them..... "Shut the FUCK UP!!"

Rs Baz · 03-07-2009, 02:55 AM

tel her if she kept her fooking legs closed thay wouldnt of had this problem

coleman · 03-07-2009, 03:00 AM

ask if she will tarmac you

stevenebm · 03-07-2009, 03:12 AM

shout down does she take it up the arse

CRAIG HAYTER · 03-07-2009, 03:27 AM

tell him "shag her mate everyone else has it proberly no even you kids"

my mate does that he's just plain bonkers though

CRAIG HAYTER · 03-07-2009, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coleman

ask if she will tarmac you

WTF does that mean

sartain87 · 03-07-2009, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CRAIG HAYTER

WTF does that mean

taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tarmacing

In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.

Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

CRAIG HAYTER · 03-07-2009, 03:50 AM

^^^^^THATS OUT OFF HAND^^^^^

Coleman YOU'VE TAKEN THAT TO FAR!!!
go sit in the corner and dont come back till you have a good answer

no cunts into the tarmacing ffs

lets go shite and spunk on each other

fk sake where the fk did they come up with that one..................germany?

HockeyNomad · 03-07-2009, 05:11 AM

Water ballons and supersoakers are the best for arguing neighbours

always good to see their faces when they are unexpectedly struck by a water baloon when your grinning over the wall with supersoaker at the ready haha

gordyshreds · 03-07-2009, 06:35 AM

lol at the tarmacing thats cheered me up!

MARCOSWORTH · 03-07-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gordyshreds

lol at the tarmacing thats cheered me up!

Specially the lining of the road markings

Luca · 03-07-2009, 07:42 AM

A swift Shut the fuck up worked in the end. cherrs for the comedy lines though

RS500/364 · 03-07-2009, 08:48 AM

Just shout there the milkmans anyway

blacky. · 03-07-2009, 09:00 AM

so were there any good bits to the argument

Luca · 03-07-2009, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blacky.

so were there any good bits to the argument

Plenty mate, Naomi is nothing but a spoilt brat that just uses her fathers wallet as a cash point. Swaning off to Australia at every opertunity.

Sam (the youngest son i gather) only wants to know when he needs extra funds to support his drink and drug addication and the wife is nothing but a smarmy cow...

The wife says its only as he was not around when they were growing up and he should just fucking learn to build a relationship with his kids rather than chuck his wallet in there face and then act like an arrogant prick and complain about it.

"If you wernt such a frumpy bitch maybe I would be happier"
was the reply to that!

She responded " How fucking dare you speak to me in that way when i made this home and raised three kids while you were working your way through god knows how many whores in the far east

In summary I think I should pursue this Naomi

Cant wait to see them over the weekend

**prius** · 03-07-2009, 09:27 AM

sounds like another normal marriage to me lol

MONSTER · 03-07-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca

In summary I think I should pursue this Naomi

You know it

Pics asap

dovboy · 03-07-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turbosystems

sounds like another normal marriage to me lol

**prius** · 03-07-2009, 09:54 AM

come on lads no matter how much we love them once a month we could throttle the little darlings

COCHYN · 03-07-2009, 10:35 AM

Just close the window numb nuts!

Glenn. · 03-07-2009, 02:41 PM

Sounds like a good argument.

CRAIG HAYTER · 03-07-2009, 03:57 PM

Coleman do you have any better answers yet

or i will tarmac the shite out you

03-07-2009, 02:42 AM	#2
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03-07-2009, 03:12 AM	#5
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03-07-2009, 03:27 AM	#6
CRAIG HAYTER BANNED BANNED Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Far away from you so it doesnt matter Posts: 4,382 Rep Power: 0	tell him "shag her mate everyone else has it proberly no even you kids" my mate does that he's just plain bonkers though Last edited by CRAIG HAYTER; 03-07-2009 at 03:29 AM.

03-07-2009, 03:50 AM	#9
CRAIG HAYTER BANNED BANNED Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Far away from you so it doesnt matter Posts: 4,382 Rep Power: 0	^^^^^THATS OUT OFF HAND^^^^^ Coleman YOU'VE TAKEN THAT TO FAR!!! go sit in the corner and dont come back till you have a good answer no cunts into the tarmacing ffslets go shite and spunk on each otherfk sake where the fk did they come up with that one..................germany? Last edited by CRAIG HAYTER; 03-07-2009 at 03:57 AM.

03-07-2009, 07:42 AM	#13
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03-07-2009, 02:55 AM	#3
Rs Baz PassionFord Post Whore!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: May 2004 Location: im on to you Posts: 5,110 Rep Power: 13	tel her if she kept her fooking legs closed thay wouldnt of had this problem

03-07-2009, 03:00 AM	#4
coleman Always in the background Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bridgend Posts: 625 Rep Power: 8	ask if she will tarmac you

03-07-2009, 05:11 AM	#10
HockeyNomad I'm Finding My Feet Here Now Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Posts: 145 Rep Power: 4	Water ballons and supersoakers are the best for arguing neighbours always good to see their faces when they are unexpectedly struck by a water baloon when your grinning over the wall with supersoaker at the ready haha

03-07-2009, 06:35 AM	#11
gordyshreds Too many posts.. I need a life!! Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Worthing-West Sussex Posts: 780 Rep Power: 6	lol at the tarmacing thats cheered me up!

03-07-2009, 08:48 AM	#14
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03-07-2009, 09:00 AM	#15
blacky. PassionFord Post Troll Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: stockton Posts: 3,106 Rep Power: 10	so were there any good bits to the argument __________________ nail 0-60 in 3.4 1/4 in 11.58 *its not abuse anyway you spazz*

03-07-2009, 09:27 AM	#17
prius Super Moderator Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (5) Join Date: May 2003 Location: home Posts: 8,993 Rep Power: 17	sounds like another normal marriage to me lol __________________ Perfic

03-07-2009, 09:54 AM	#20
prius Super Moderator Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (5) Join Date: May 2003 Location: home Posts: 8,993 Rep Power: 17	come on lads no matter how much we love them once a month we could throttle the little darlings __________________ Perfic

03-07-2009, 10:35 AM	#21
COCHYN Ginger Welsh Boy Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: North Wales....Macclesfield area now though! Posts: 8,046 Rep Power: 16	Just close the window numb nuts! __________________ Focus Cosworth Projecthttp://passionford.com/forum/restora...7-10-09-a.html Focus RS Toyhttp://passionford.com/forum/restora...on-the-go.html

03-07-2009, 02:41 PM	#22
Glenn. Professional Waffler Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (1) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Darlington county durham Posts: 27,936 Rep Power: 33	Sounds like a good argument. __________________ NORTHEAST/NORTH YORKSHIRE ALL FORD MEET ORGANISER pm for details.

03-07-2009, 03:57 PM	#23
CRAIG HAYTER BANNED BANNED Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Far away from you so it doesnt matter Posts: 4,382 Rep Power: 0	Coleman do you have any better answers yet or i will tarmac the shite out you

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