Jeremy Clarkson = wanker

Mike Rainbird · 05-06-2006, 11:18 AM

1. For making the Nurburgring so popular

2. "Wastegate chatter" - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Total twat - even Michael Gambon knows more about cars than Jezzer does, and he's an old fogey actor

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05-06-2006, 11:20 AM

Thought you might comment on that

JohnnyB · 05-06-2006, 11:22 AM

oooo dear

someone comment about your bald patch today Mike

Mike Rainbird · 05-06-2006, 11:24 AM

I'm not bald, I'm follically challenged

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bud-weis · 05-06-2006, 11:24 AM

yeah i screamed at the telly too

"it's got fucking nothing to do with the bastard bloody wastegate,tit"

was an awesome car mind

05-06-2006, 11:26 AM

shame they aint gonna build it, anti lag as standard

bud-weis · 05-06-2006, 11:27 AM

that was another thing too, he said it comes with Anti-Lag, but had no idea what that did......erm take a fuckin guess you tweed wearing windbag!!!

thought Gambon was quite funny though

DanRSturbo · 05-06-2006, 11:28 AM

I've not watched it yet

ballin · 05-06-2006, 11:31 AM

he is a little clueless!!!

i would have actually been quite interested to hear that prodrive man speak!!

Fudgey · 05-06-2006, 11:32 AM

i figured out where the bloody huge pair of football goals at brunters came from now lol

Mike Rainbird · 05-06-2006, 11:33 AM

Michael Gambon commenting on his role as Oscar Wilde after being quizzed about what it was like to portray someone gay: "I had no problem with taking on a gay role as I used to be a homosexual"

Journalist "Really?"

MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."

Journalist "Why was that then?"

MG "It used to make my eyes water"

Absolute classic

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Anonymous · 05-06-2006, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt J

shame they aint gonna build it, anti lag as standard

you have to question how they can claim something comes "as standard" on something that doesnt exist as a production car?

sounds like marketting bollocks to me

RichardPON · 05-06-2006, 11:41 AM

What annoyed me the most, was here was an opportunity to actually educate people as to what something is on a car, and they chose to take the "let's play dumb for comedy value" route. Tell people what chatter is, and how anti-lag works - don't waste the opportunity!

Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!

bud-weis · 05-06-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichardPON

What annoyed me the most, was here was an opportunity to actually educate people as to what something is on a car, and they chose to take the "let's play dumb for comedy value route".

Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO.

i agree with that,they could have explained it fairly simply but instead wanted to be the clown......

so we now have another million or so people using the term wastegate chatter

ballin · 05-06-2006, 12:07 PM

more fool them

or whatever the saying is lol

05-06-2006, 12:20 PM

haha....mike.....u think anyone would have understood his explanation of ALS ? I dont....lol.....Top Gear, to me, is more of a comedy than a technical show....
I still like it for amusement and for knowledge I'll read Stu's magazine articles

(or bother you by phone...lol)

Michael

Rhys · 05-06-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird

Michael Gambon commenting on his role as Oscar Wilde after being quizzed about what it was like to portray someone gay: "I had no problem with taking on a gay role as I used to be a homosexual"

Journalist "Really?"

MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."

Journalist "Why was that then?"

MG "It used to make my eyes water"

Absolute classic

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that was the funniest part

RS500 · 05-06-2006, 12:55 PM

I really like the prodrive p2 my favorite car of this top gear series
And really like they have fitted this car with als.
Prodrive for taking this car not limted production.
Jc is just plain stupid.
And i think that james may is a far better driver than jezza.

Taylor · 05-06-2006, 10:55 PM

Michael Gambon was brilliant!

TIFF · 05-06-2006, 11:18 PM

@ Mike

ivorbiggun · 06-06-2006, 10:29 AM

Gets Paid zillions to drive the kind of motors the cars most people wank off about but he's a wanker... I don't get it personally.

ivorbiggun · 06-06-2006, 10:46 AM

Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!

Mike Rainbird · 06-06-2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivorbiggun

Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!

If you're trying to get a "rise", you'll need to try harder

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And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was

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DaveEscos · 06-06-2006, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird

If you're trying to get a "rise", you'll need to try harder

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try tickling his smelly bridge, just under his (admittedly very small) sack

ivorbiggun · 06-06-2006, 11:06 AM

Wasn't he pregnant seconds later............?

Rich_w · 06-06-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichardPON

Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!

Porters articles are very rarely technical though. Hes a Clarkson type reviewer (thinking of the Brabus Roadster Fleet car here) So hes not that inteterested in "nuts and bolts" Same with Sniff.

pee vee · 06-06-2006, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivorbiggun

Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!

If you're trying to get a "rise", you'll need to try harder

.

And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was

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Does Mike R have his very own glasseye/lockjaw/ham snadwhich/replica!?

he'll be following you round the site now Mr R!

Mike Rainbird · 06-06-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pee vee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivorbiggun

Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!

If you're trying to get a "rise", you'll need to try harder

.

And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was

.

Does Mike R have his very own glasseye/lockjaw/ham snadwhich/replica!?

he'll be following you round the site now Mr R!

mmmmmmmmmmm, chase me

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Mike Rainbird Moderator Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (3) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 26,161 Rep Power: 35	Michael Gambon commenting on his role as Oscar Wilde after being quizzed about what it was like to portray someone gay: "I had no problem with taking on a gay role as I used to be a homosexual" Journalist "Really?" MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me." Journalist "Why was that then?" MG "It used to make my eyes water" Absolute classic . __________________ Mike Rainbird Sarcasm is just a free service I provide. http://www.rsnorfolk.co.uk/ Nordschleife, there's only two barriers to worry about - the ones on the left and the ones on the right .

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RichardPON 20K+ Super Poster. Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: (0) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 23,231 Rep Power: 32	What annoyed me the most, was here was an opportunity to actually educate people as to what something is on a car, and they chose to take the "let's play dumb for comedy value" route. Tell people what chatter is, and how anti-lag works - don't waste the opportunity! Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!

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EsCosRacer Guest Garage is empty, add now Trader Score: () Posts: n/a	haha....mike.....u think anyone would have understood his explanation of ALS ? I dont....lol.....Top Gear, to me, is more of a comedy than a technical show.... I still like it for amusement and for knowledge I'll read Stu's magazine articles (or bother you by phone...lol) Michael

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ivorbiggun Too many posts.. I need a life!! 1988 Ford Escort Trader Score: (0) Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: naam TOTNAAM Posts: 786 Rep Power: 7	Talking of journalists... Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer..... Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/ presumably because his car is so well screwed together........! __________________ NO SHOW ALL GO

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