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Old 08-02-2010, 04:06 PM   #1
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Default damn cars grrrr!!!!

i will try not to swear, but here goes

damn that fucking cunty car

handbrake cables fucked again, seems that it only goes for an mot to get failed on that bastard thing ever fucking year

wasn't a problem before, but this year it' snowing so it's fucking cold outside and my hands are frozen to blocks

and then there's the small matter of trying to get a jack under the bastard, ever since i've put the st side skirts on, the jack won't slide under

so it's ut with blocks of wood and bricks and all sorts of shit to get enough clearance for the jack, and then you get to the next step, where the fuck to put the jack

can't put it on the sills, oh no no no you don't, nbecause that's for the cunty ford jack and the trolley jack don't sit right

so you have to pick a random bit of suspension to jack up, so that means more wood, and guess what? that means the cars got to go higher to clear the plank of timber :angry :

so anyway, all that said and done, don't forget it's snowing, and cold and shit, the bastard thing won't come off

so to cool down i went and looked for the cable that i'd seen just the other day, and failed to find it

so i gave up, washed my hands, and batter the tree stump in the garden with a sledge hammer

but fuck me what a fucking palava all to change a handbrake cable
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